For the past three months I’ve been living in hipster’s paradise, also known as Williamsburg, BK. In true hipster fashion I was living illegally in a windowless, kitchenless, basement apartment. You know what I have to say about that? Fuck hipsters and especially their grunge. Over the weekend I moved into an above ground apartment in Manhattan. Now I just need a tie and a corporate paycheck to handle this nasty rent.
New York, I love you. But you’re (already) bringing me down.